My Autobiography

This was going to be in my profile but it ended up being too long and crappy.Many years ago my parents decided they needed to bring someone into the world in order to complete their lives. Unfortunately, they got me instead. Sixteen years and several concussions later I started this website. For some reason I like to keep the most personal and intimate details of my life published and on display for the world to see on the Internet. People describe me as a very sheltered child with a morbid fascination and an overactive imagination. The presence of two X chromosomes would indicate that I am of the female species. I'm currently bound to serving eternal damnation in the fiery pits of Pawtucket, Rhode Island. My sense of humor is best described as a few brain cells shy of being dead. I'll die of confusion within the next five minutes. The End.Now if only I could just stretch this paragraph out to about 100 pages, I'd have a New York Times Best Selling novel.