I Have No Shame

So I'm guessing from all the rotten eggs on the side of my house that today is Halloween. I've never been Trick or Treating before. Even as a child I had a sense of shame about going around door to door begging for candy. Also my neighborhood doesn't really have many kids. I don't see why, because it's such a wonderful place to raise children into cretins like me.My friends (current allies) have decided that they couldn't allow me to miss out on the joys of free candy this year. They've actually talked me into going Trick or Treating with them. Of course, it's not really for us it's just for the youngins that will be with us. (I'm lying)I've come to the conclusion that there are worse things than being a high school senior that's going Trick or Treating. I just haven't actually figured out what's worse than being a high school senior going Trick or Treating. Hopefully I'll have some pictures to post tomorrow.